This evening is totally nuts!. Literally everything that happened is just crazy. I can't wrap my head around it.

This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. Let me take a breath to process this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just can't believe it.

Can You Comprehend This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I saw a dog wearing a glasses. It looked totally normal. You could say it was the most peculiar thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Honestly I Couldn't Believe It!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This can't be real, right?

• I'm floored
• Make it stop!
• Help me out here

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't understand what just took place. I was walking down the street when all of a sudden this massive squirrel flew down from nowhere. It was holding a miniature sword! I'm not kidding. It stared at me for a moment, flew up into the sky. I don't understand read more what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe this? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I affirm this is {thefact. That story is so outrageous, I almost doubt it's real..

• Maybe it was a dream? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

Unbelievable!

This discovery is absolutely ridiculous. I simply understand what I've just experienced. It's like something out of a movie. Reality has been bent.

• Is this actually happening?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This opens up a whole new world.